it could take a year for my nerves to relax - so I guess I will be dialing up Tyra’s best smizing tutorials until they do.

I have a point.

This review is brought to you by pure unadulterated discomfort paired with a slice of insomnia.

Thinking because texting isn’t the easiest thing to do right now - use computer to do blanket statement.

The past three weeks have been a lot.

More than the 4 full months before them of quarantining.

In the past three weeks I've gone from wife, mom, daughter, friend, family to a person who needs brain surgery.

2020 has been the equivalent to only having a pantyliner on crime scene flow day of shark week, wearing white pants on a booze cruise. It’s a fucking thing this 2020. I’m speaking personally.

In quarantine, I have found my internet service fine but it’s has its moments. If there is ONE piece of equipment I depend, rely, count, bank and anticipate on being like 🇨🇭⌚️ (Swiss timepiece) precise. It’s this one. The scale. 1 square foot of unbiased “judgement” and assessment of how of all your efforts measure up. (A couple weeks or days ago I posted that your worth is not a number on the scale. I stand by that. The data isn’t about you. The data has little to do with you personally and everything to do with your journey as a whole. It has about as much to do with your entire journey as mike markers, exit numbers and cardinal directions have to do with your destination. It’s one data point to highlight where on the map/path of your journey.)

Now they’ve done it.

She has changed me in every way a person can be changed. (Yup the line from Titanic - over the top? Probably. Accurately captures my feeling? Y U P.)
Thank you, Kirsten. Your support and encouragement and knowing me so week that I LOVE the 🌮 🌮 🌮!

A @pelofondo is a distance ride. The shortest distance today was 35 miles. THIRTY FIVE whole miles.
That’s farther than if I walked/biked to Logan. Or Bandidos. Its fucking far.

NET WT 28.8 OZ (1.8 LB) (816 g)

You know how I always say “you can lose weight, but you can’t lose ugly”? You can certainly by enough supplies to try!

Boxer.

Drinking up is the only UP any WW’r ever is “ok” with.

I willingly put this photo out into the interwebs.

Savage - pronounced SIX HUNDRED POINTS IN AN APPLE ACTIVITY CHALLENGE TWO DAYS IN A ROW!!!

watches 16 seasons (15.75 in all honesty - thanks COVID)."

No one: “Is there a doctor in here?”

me: I’m not a doctor, but I’ve watched them on TV.

Personally (for me, in the event “personally” wasn’t clear), Saturdays in quarantine have lost their oomph.
Leave it @oprah & @ww to say “hold my water bottle” (beer, not worth the points) & and put on your brows cuz today you get to zoom with @therock & O - This Saturday has @muffinhousecafe, promising weather & Oprie. 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ #myWW