I'm BASICALLY a doctor.

WARNING: this post is funny. Like wicked funny. I laughed, you should be too.
The left side of my face is tingling & numb.
After an imaging appointment last week, my doctor FaceTimes me with results and next steps.
Dr.: I’m really glad YOU don’t have a brain tumor.
Me: (little laugh) yeah, me too!
Dr.: no, I mean yes, I’m happy when patients don’t have a brain tumor, but I’m REALLY HAPPY that Y O U don’t have one
Me: (hesitantly) thank you? -
Dr.: it’s a good thing, for the obvious reasons but also purely because of all of the Grey’s anatomy you watch and reference in our appointments. (Pauses, my face causing him to explain) You having some neurological something, with McStuffy gone would have been awful for me - I mean and you, because you’d have the tumor but the ACTUAL medical professionals would have to unknowingly & unwillingly compete with a fictitious medical team.
Me: his name was McDreamy 🤣🤣🤣 Dr.: 🤦‍♂️